"Merlin" - Hashish smoking camel with Eastern World views but is American. Prince Ali he is hung like a tree and always so happy. Trunk the racist elephant and him don't always see eye to eye.
"Migos" - 3 Foul mouth, weed smoking, shit talking parrots who all used to belong to different rappers.
The 3 parrots are known for writting some of the biggest hit rap songs. They talk about bling, booty, money, cash, cars, etc. They blast all the guests at the Zoo and all the other animals.
"Attilla" - Sexually charged gorilla who's always humping his blow up doll in public. Has a pill addiction problem including viagra. Obvious sex addict.
"Chip" - Weed smoking, dorito eating chimp. He is very lazy and flings his poop when upset. Knows about Grandma's sticky icky farm.
"Trunk" - Racist elephant who guzzles beer like it's water. Has a keg and stamp with letter "T" for tagging everything, including hot girls visiting the Zoo. Wants to be the Zoo President to build a bigger fence and deport Ali the camel.
"Claudia" - Girl next door. Love interest for both the guys, and even the animals have a thing for her. Not a licensed vet. Secret stripper on the side.
"Jake" - Drug smuggling anacondo who's addicted to all drugs. He has a problem telling the truth. Used to belong to a mexican mafia drug lord. "Ssseriously...I didn't sssmugle and drugssss into the ssszzzzooooo...I ssswear!"
"Bruce" - Gender confused bear with a cocain addiction.
"Kaitlin" - Gender confused bear with a cocain addiction.
The bears change gender on every show, they never know if they are guys, girls, or in between.
"Tarzan" - Orangutan who's been addicted to meth since loosing the lead role in Planet of the Apes. He likes jumping on Jake the snake to get him to throw up the dope.
"Helvetica" - Animal control lady. Wants to shut the zoo down.
"Macho" - Three legged chihuaha from the farm next door. Belongs to Hannah. Infested with fleas. Wants to get away from Hannah and wants to be in the zoo real bad. He interchanges his missing leg with different prostetics.
"Betty" - Pot smoking grandma. Has a secret sticky icky garden where she grows marajuana. Always has her eyes on Chip the Chimp as he knows about her stash.
"Pops" - Grandpa with a secret past from WWII and an affinity for German martial music. Alcohol problem. Secret Nazi.
"Hannah" - Little girl from the farm next door, looks innocent but terrorizes the animals. Macho is her dog.
"Steven" - Animal counselor. Voice of reason.
"Ryan" - Pot head animal trainer, voice of reason.